Friday, January 27, 2006

Things That Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t

Did you get any under the tree?
I think your balls are hanging too low.
Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
Santa’s sack is really bulging.
Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
Can I interest you in some dark meat?
To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
I don't take any credit for writing the stuff above. I actually found it at the following blog, called mBlog.

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